Well, not the apocolypse actually….but aging.
Why do people never tell you that your toenails get harder and thicker as you get older? Anyone who has ever dealt with an 80 year old's toenails knows this WAY too well but somehow you don't think it will happen to you. Now I don't have 80 year old toe nails but they aren't sweet 20 somethings either. WTF?
I never dreamed….
AND another question. Why is it that when I was in my 20's I could have a good cry and an hour later all I needed was some refreshed eyeliner and I was good to go? Side note: God I loved my eyeliner in the 80's.
Now, I have a brief cry and the next day my eyes are huge puffballs. Am I such an dried up old thing that my body panics at the idea of me losing more fluid through tears so it shuts down and retains everything?? Is that it?
And how can anyone in their right mind expect someone raised to politely leave two spaces after a sentence be expected to leave a SINGLE FRIGGING SPACE?
It looks rude.