Sigh.

I am a cliche.

You know all those movies or tv shows like Mr. Mom? They depict the father as a fumbling buffoon unable to competently care for their children like the mother does. I hate those.

Except….uh, yeah….that's me.

This morning was a tad rough.

I had the alarm set for 6:15. Owen woke me up telling me it was 6:50. I screeched and said, "SIX-FIFTY, ARE YOU SURE?" He said, "oh, oops, I meant 5:50." I sighed and slumped back into my pillow and said, "o.k…wake me up in ten minutes at 6:00" and I happily drifted back to sleep. I began drifting in and out of sleep and thinking, "where's Owen?" Finally I rolled over to Ernie's side of the bed and pushed down the top of the Anakin Star Wars Lego clock and it said 6:52. I leapt out of bed screaming "OWEN, OWEN, why didn't you wake me?" He trotted up the stairs and said, "well, I thought I would let you sleep the way Daddy does." Oh.

I gotta say….both boys had gotten their own breakfasts and Owen helped me put their lunches together and agreed to walk to school on his own so I could take a shower. I admit I'm wearing the same dress I wore yesterday but at least I'm clean….and miraculously enough both boys got to school on time and I managed to squeeze in getting gas and still get to work on time.

Geesh.

We miss Ernie.

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Audrey Auld

 

 

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Audrey with C-U native Tom Thady

 

 

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He finished the night out with Kevin Gordon at the Family Wash and fell madly in love with Paul Griffiths' drumming…

 

 

 

 

4 thoughts on “Living Life One Cliche at a Time

  1. Another cliche is how the house goes to hell when you’re having some painting done. Can’t find my book. Can’t play a CD (system unhooked, lying in shambles somewhere). Can’t find the cat. The painters left yesterday. The smell is still making me headachey. Things should be back to normal by Halloween. Maybe.

  2. Another cliche is how the house goes to hell when you’re having some painting done. Can’t find my book. Can’t play a CD (system unhooked, lying in shambles somewhere). Can’t find the cat. The painters left yesterday. The smell is still making me headachey. Things should be back to normal by Halloween. Maybe.

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