Losing my fucking mind this morning.
I want to shake myself like a wet dog.
I was a nervous wreck about the presidential debate and then it just made me CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY as I listened to it. O.k….the binder full of women reference is funny but it's because it was stated so clumsily…what is much worse to me is that he seriously said the way to fix inequality of pay for women is just to let them leave work early enough to cook dinner. Now I want to shake myself like a MUDDY dog.
Geesh.
And one of my sons thinks that nobody in the family understands him or cares about him one little bit and that he has a horrible life.
Sigh.
Give me the power Ian, give me the power….
Mother I'm a stranger in a strange land
I feel like an alien
Like I'm on the outside looking in
I don't seem to fit in
Maybe I'm Aladdin with a rusty lamp
The genie never stood a chance
To make all my wishes come true
But here’s what I want to do
I'm gonna lean on the 1%
When I'm president
I want a 28th amendment
When I'm president
They're like thieves on the holy road
Digging up the mother lode
Like pirates on the open sea
Like highway robbery
Still whinin 'bout your bonus
Man up, you’re ridiculous
Ya know you can't take it with ya
So, give a little extra
I'm gonna lean on the 1%
When I’m President
No more bargains in the basement
When I'm president
Washington Jefferson
Watch out baby cos here I come
Abraham Theodore
You're gonna see my ugly mug
Up on Mount Rushmore
You go in with the right intent
When you become president
You hold those truths to be self-evident
When you become president
But something happens to you up on the hill
It's business as usual
How do you wanna buck the system?
Welcome to the Pit and the Pendulum
I'm gonna lean on the 1%
When I'm president
I wanna 28th amendment
When I'm president
No more bargains in the basement
When I'm president
Everything's gonna be different
When I'm president
Veto this
Veto that
When I'm president
I'll stick it to the fat cats
Cross my heart
Hope to die
When I'm president
Pigs are gonna fly
Look at ‘em…