My refrigerator stopped working.

My god damn MAYTAG refrigerator stopped working again….ONE day after the FOURTH visit from a Dick Van Dyke Appliance service person in three weeks.

Last night I couldn't stop saying, "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you" to it. Over and over: "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you." I made popcorn for dinner but couldn't even enjoy it.

Owen's bike seat came off again and his back brakes aren't working and it's raining so I need to drive him to school. And the dishwasher isn't working. And I have to try to get Ernie in for an injection today since we missed it Tuesday waiting for the REFRIGERATOR REPAIR GUY. And I need to try to get to the meat lab to buy eggs there so they can be left at room temperature since I DON'T HAVE A GODDAMN REFRIGERATOR. And this evening I need to take the boys to a couple of appointments. And I have a million things to do at work. And tomorrow's Friday but I have to work Saturday. And Ernie hurts, and he can't drive. And I hate the whole goddamn world.

I KNOW these problems are miniscule in the scheme of things. Not just in the world's scheme of things, but even in my own little scheme of things, but it's still MAKING ME FREAKING CRAZY.

Crazy. I tell you. 

Crazy.

22 thoughts on “I Freaking Kid You Not

  1. We are smack dab in the middle of a Mercury in Retrograde. I used to think this was BS, but afgter a few of these, i believe. I BELIEVE.

  2. We are smack dab in the middle of a Mercury in Retrograde. I used to think this was BS, but afgter a few of these, i believe. I BELIEVE.

  3. I am so sorry about the Dick van dyke recommendation. I owe you. Feel free to focus the blame me on for everything going wrong.

  4. I am so sorry about the Dick van dyke recommendation. I owe you. Feel free to focus the blame me on for everything going wrong.

  5. Fuck, fuck, fuck……man oh man am I glad we had a couple hours of peace last night before the next exciting fucking episode of “what the hell else can go wrong” ensued. Know that we love you guys..other than that, I got nothing.

  6. I have on online Consumer Reports account. I’ll be happy to give you my login info if you are going to buy a new fridge.

  7. I have on online Consumer Reports account. I’ll be happy to give you my login info if you are going to buy a new fridge.

  8. As Cathy said – saying something about Mercury won’t actually help you….but I feel the need to say I’m having a hell of a time with this Mercury Retro myself….without giving you a list, just know you are not alone. And it sucks. A lot.

  9. As Cathy said – saying something about Mercury won’t actually help you….but I feel the need to say I’m having a hell of a time with this Mercury Retro myself….without giving you a list, just know you are not alone. And it sucks. A lot.

  10. As Cathy said – saying something about Mercury won’t actually help you….but I feel the need to say I’m having a hell of a time with this Mercury Retro myself….without giving you a list, just know you are not alone. And it sucks. A lot.

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